New York, NY--Jarred's fantasy football isn't doing anything but losing, but he isn't sure if it is too early to fire himself.
"I prepared this year. I bought a fantasy football draft magazine and ended up picking the last place team. After five weeks of straight loses, I have nothing left to play for, so I am just going to leave my roster the way it is." Jarred told reporters in his parents' basement.
Jarred pick some sure winners when he picked the Vikings' defense, and other sure picks that his magazine taunted as sure winners.
He is in last place and is taking to social media to mock the magazine as a hack job.
(Disclosure: The fantasy football magazine in question advertises a lot on this website so we won't name it.)
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