New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie (R) believes he shouldn't be polite to anyone that ask questions that are hard for him to answer. He feels that he is a fine example of what a powerful politician should look like and that teachers should stop picking on the fat man.
"I feel today's youths need to learn that tough questions need the best answers, and sometimes the lame stream media just likes to get you, so that is when you should be a jerk." The rotund governor told a bunch of reporters.
When asked why he thought teachers were asking all the tough questions and not reporters, the governor had this to say: "Teachers are fine people, when they know their place in society. Those people, as I like to refer to them, are a burden on society and pain in my keister and are just picking on me because they believe I should be a noble leader and a good example to children."
He really couldn't explain why it was the teachers asking him the hard questions, but he did like the one question a reporter for Fox News asked him and that was: "What is your favorite animal?"
The governor responded with: "My favorite animal is a kitten, of course because they don't question my authority."
