Cats Find Mouse Mocks Them on Social Media

 

Mr. Mouse is taking to social media to bash the two domesticated cats in this photograph. He claims the cats are weak and lazy. The domesticated cats were confused with the little rodent and let it get away. Both cats claim that they will never make that mistake again and are waiting at the top of the stairs for the mouse. 

Cat Misses Mouse

 Local cat, Bandit, misses the mouse she was just playing with. The mouse who soon went missing after playing with the cat could not be reached for comment. Locals believe the cat might have something to do with the missing mouse. 

Not Your Average Cat Lady

This beautiful and funny professional single woman seeks a partner who likes reading by the fire, making me breakfast, long walks in the country, and is grateful for my quick wit. You must have a crush on Jason Momoa, know how to fix things, drive a boat, carry on a conversation, like introverts, and be corrected when you do something wrong.

I do ask that you be the second generation to walk upright, so NO TRUMPERS.

I'm not looking for a man who gets seasick or thinks the government controls the weather.

You should also know how to use a broom and dustpan. If you can’t clean a toilet, swipe left. If you like being on time, swipe left. If you like Seinfeld, please swipe left. If you like to travel, swipe right and we will talk.

Kimmel and Rodgers

 

Charissa Thompson Knows Where Hoffa Is

 Charissa Thompson claims that she knows where Hoffa is buried. She said her reliable source Charissa Thompson learned about Hoffa's location while she was doing her sideline duties early in her career. She is finally going public with it because she wants to be taken seriously as a reporter and not a social media influencer. 

Plagiarize, Who Me?

 

South Park to Redo Trapped in the Closet

South Park announced that it will be adding an extra character in "Trapped in the Closet" on this season's DVD boxset.  They want to make sure it includes Will Smith because of the inspiration they received from the 94th Academy Awards.