What Happens During USO Tour Stays...

Washington D.C.--I know the pictures look bad, but I am just a guy thinking that a beautiful woman was impressed by my caveman good looks and attitudes wouldn't mind me taking a few pictures of her while she slept.

I feel bad for what I did, and not because it was exposed. I am sorry that my caveman instincts and a strange sense of humor thought it was funny to do things to women as they slept. I figured there was no way they would agree to it when they were awake, so I took advantage of my minor celebrity and posed for candid pictures of these lovely ladies as they peacefully slept.

Again, I feel bad. I have a problem, a serious problem, I am just not that funny.