Ted Thompson Not Worried About Packers Defense

Green Bay, Wis--Ted Thompson planned on watching game tape this morning and taking a nap this afternoon. It is hard work imagining that he created a top-tier defense that dominates and his offense scores at will from any spot on the field. He has a habit of keeping his eyes closed and using his mind's eye to see his defense he signed playing like every player with the ball should be tackled and every pass thrown should be defended. Oh, and he enjoys seeing Clay Mathews running around the field at a speed that scares opposing offenses, and not like the Clay Mathews who really plays on the field and gets to the quarterback five seconds after the ball is thrown. "Wow, does my defense run around the field like a bunch of crazed madmen," Ted Thompson mumbled as he fell asleep at his desk. Packer officials aren't sure if Ted is in denial that he wasted some of Aaron Rodgers best years and that is why he spends his afternoons pretending his legacy isn't tarnished by his inability to find young defenders that know what it means to stop an opposing offense.