Tammy Baldwin Stops Asian Carp

Madison, WI--Tammy Baldwin is making sure that the Asian carp never make it to Lake Michigan. She feels so strongly about stopping the fish that she is getting into the water and physically stopping the carp from crossing the boundary that separates Lake Michigan from the Illinois River. A spokesman for the Asian carp said that Senator Baldwin offers a barrier so strong that they would rather swim back to where they came from and not have to suffer the shame of being told by Baldwin to stop in their tracks or else face the wrath of many stern threats. Those hollow threats are just too much for fish that have a taste for doing what the government wants them to do during an election cycle.