Monday, September 17, 2018

NFL Bans Tackling Quarterback

New York, NY--The NFL is ruling that is it is now illegal to tackle the quarterback.

"There seems to be a misunderstanding of what a tackle is because of Clay Mathews tackling Kirk Cousins. Mathews tackled the quarterback in a way that looked like it was a textbook form of what a tackle is, but isn't allowed when it comes to the expensive quarterbacks," an NFL official told reporters.

The NFL plans to send out tapes to teams to pointing out what is acceptable when it comes to tackling an expensive quarterback.

It isn't true that the NFL plans on eliminating tackling the quarterback. It is just that the common fan doesn't understand the NFL Laws of Physics.

"We can't afford to have franchise quarterbacks getting hurt because we all know that in the NFL the backup quarterback isn't worth the price of admission." an NFL representative told this fine blog.

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