Monday, September 17, 2018

NFL to Protect the Expensive Quaterbacks

New York, NY--The NFL is putting the league on notice. If you so much as sneeze on a quarterback making $12 million or more a year, the defender will be penalized.

It all started when a disoriented Tony Corrente threw a flag on Clay Mathews for a personal foul. He threw the flag when Kurt Cousins got hit a little too hard. Tony being a compassionate guy felt it was the right time to throw the flag.

Tony had a rough game. He had a hard time remember what a lot of the penalties were during the game. There were a couple times when he looked confused and needed other officials to tell him what to say.

"Tony is the ultimate professional. He never drinks alcohol during the game and makes sure to call the game the way he sees, even if he doesn't understand what a tackle is or should look like," an unnamed NFL executive told this quality blog.

The NFL puts out a quality product and they stick by the calls of their aging and confused officials. They don't see the harm in an official making a bad call when the game is on the line or if it looks like an official might have money on the game.

The longterm plan for the NFL owners is to hire officials from the WWE so fans will understand why the call doesn't match the rule.

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