Wednesday, May 23, 2018

NFL Gets Tough, Maybe

New York, NY--The NFL ruled today that all players will stand for the national anthem unless they get a doctors excuse.

The owners feel that is their right to do so because they feel they need to show the players whose in charge. They can't afford the embarrassment of free speech getting in the way of a poorly refereed game and an overpaid commissioner fumbling every public appearance he makes. 

"We feel it is important to show respect. It isn't like these players will even remember this in ten years," an NFL spokesman told reporters.

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