Saturday, June 16, 2018

Angry Zuckerberg Unfriends The Onion

This week The Onion declared war on Mark Zuckerberg, and in true Mark Zuckerberg fashion, he unfriended The Onion.

"I feel The Onion isn't very funny anymore. The Anti-semantic news site will be blocked on Facebook. They picked the wrong guy to bully. I will not be bullied." Mark Zuckerberg told his wife this morning. She just rolled her eyes and continued reading the latest article making fun of her husband.

The Onion could not be reached for comment because they haven't paid their phone bill in months.

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