Packers' Hundley Confident This Is His Weekend

Green Bay, WI--Brett Hundley is eager to throw some passes to his Packers teammates. He is also excited for the opportunity to throw the ball on time. "Yeah, last week I stood in the pocket like I wasn't being rushed by a good defense. I also watched the video and saw what I did wrong so this week will be different, I hope," Hundley told reporters. He is under a lot of pressure to win and would like to give other NFL teams a chance to see why he is a worthy backup on their team. He hasn't played like a starter, and his stock is sinking with every week he starts. "I should be playing better, but this week might be different because the Steelers are old and the game is late at night, so hopefully they will be tired and I can take advantage of their sluggishness," Hundley added.

Fifty Million Dollar Man

New York, NY-- Roger Goodell is looking to become one of the richest men in the NFL, and he is only asking for a cool $50 million for his services. He is steadfast and always looking out for the brand. Sure, players, star players, are falling by the wayside from injuries brought on by the carousel of ever-changing rules that he likes to tout as game-changing but the changes don't offer any protection for the players.

How do you reward such a hard worker? How about you give the guy lifetime use of a private jet because you can't have the man flying with the common man.

How do you reward the face of the NFL brand? How about you give the man a backroom deal that stinks of a skunk and looks like a sloth, but don't forget to add the fact only a few owners will vote on it.

How do you reward a man that can't manage the anthem controversy? How about you give the commissioner more power. Sounds like a great idea for a brand losing its appeal with the public. More Goodell, please!

How do you reward a man that oversees a rating drop? How about you give that guy a contract extension. It isn't his fault ratings dropped. He is a likable guy with great ideas.

The NFL is acting like a lottery winner and not like a shrewd business person that knows that the wrong CEO can tank a company.

Coach McCarthy Thinks Hundley is Great

Green Bay, WI--Coach McCarthy is sticking with Hundley because he knows that next year they can draft a better backup quarterback. Hundley likes to play like an undrafted rookie who never played a game in the Packers' system. 

"I feel that we can get a better pick in next year’s draft if we stick with the guy. If you look at his numbers they are so impressive that we are guaranteed at least a top ten picks. He threw three interceptions that took place at times in the game that it stopped any hopes of having a good day. He also fumbled the ball away, oh, and don't forget all the sacks he took because he didn't want to throw five or six interceptions," Coach McCarthy

Hundley showed promise last weekend when he played against the lowly Bears, but he really hasn't looked that good in any of the games he played in, but the Packers look like a team looking for a good pick in the upcoming draft. They are convinced they don't need to sign a veteran quarterback or any other player that might help their team. It just isn't something the Packers believe in and look at how it is working out for them. They are in a downward spiral that they might not get out of if they don't do something drastic. 

When asked about Hundley's hesitation when it comes to throwing to open receivers, the coach said, "He isn't Aaron Rodgers. He is a fifth-round draft pick that threw a lot of interceptions in college but looked really good in preseason, so it is hard to understand why he can't throw the ball when he should."  

What Happens During USO Tour Stays...

Washington D.C.--I know the pictures look bad, but I am just a guy thinking that a beautiful woman was impressed by my caveman good looks and attitudes wouldn't mind me taking a few pictures of her while she slept.

I feel bad for what I did, and not because it was exposed. I am sorry that my caveman instincts and a strange sense of humor thought it was funny to do things to women as they slept. I figured there was no way they would agree to it when they were awake, so I took advantage of my minor celebrity and posed for candid pictures of these lovely ladies as they peacefully slept.

Again, I feel bad. I have a problem, a serious problem, I am just not that funny.

Martellus Bennett Healed by Tom Brady

Ted Thompson Not Worried About Packers Defense

Green Bay, Wis--Ted Thompson planned on watching game tape this morning and taking a nap this afternoon. It is hard work imagining that he created a top-tier defense that dominates and his offense scores at will from any spot on the field. He has a habit of keeping his eyes closed and using his mind's eye to see his defense he signed playing like every player with the ball should be tackled and every pass thrown should be defended. Oh, and he enjoys seeing Clay Mathews running around the field at a speed that scares opposing offenses, and not like the Clay Mathews who really plays on the field and gets to the quarterback five seconds after the ball is thrown. "Wow, does my defense run around the field like a bunch of crazed madmen," Ted Thompson mumbled as he fell asleep at his desk. Packer officials aren't sure if Ted is in denial that he wasted some of Aaron Rodgers best years and that is why he spends his afternoons pretending his legacy isn't tarnished by his inability to find young defenders that know what it means to stop an opposing offense.