Circuslife, SW--Elephants are getting sick of working for peanuts. They are looking for the bigger pie in the sky, so to say. They are looking for pistachios and maybe a some good leafy greens to eat.
This heated labor dispute spelt the end of elephants in the circus and probably lead to one of the most notorious abuses of labor on the workforce.
It seems the demands of these elephants is just too much for Ringling Brothers Circus, so they plan on eliminating them from their show.
"It saddens us to say that theses elephants will no longer be part of our show. There is a great tradition of elephants being part of the circus that dates back to the inception of the circus, but it is a new millennium and the elephants really are just a limited act that bores the new generation of children hoping for more entertainment. An elephant walking around in a circle just isn't entertaining these days," a spokesman for the circus told reporters.
The elephants did not care to make a statement at this time. They were too busy working on their resumes and filling out applications to get their GEDs.
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