(Teapartypolitics--USA) It seems the birthers have gone home to roost, because Ted Cruz is here to save the day, fresh of the boat from Canada--it just arrived in Texas, you see. We have a white Canadian running for president, so the birthers can sleep easier knowing this man loves America.
Yes, you read it right, this Canadian born male is running for president of the United States. He probably won't answer questions about his birth certificate, because he believes Canada is part of the liberal part of the United States because it has socialized healthcare for its citizens.
Ted Cruz claims to be related Victor Cruz and Penelope Cruz, but doesn't like to brag.
"I am running for president because I feel it is important for us to make the United States strong again. We need someone like me, you know, tough on immigration, tough on crime, tough on the budget, and someone the founding fathers didn't want in the White House." Senator Cruz told a bunch of reporters.
Cruz went on to say that if the citizens of this great country are willing to elect him president that the country will be free of the burden of health care and people that like to get things done. He agrees the American public loves a man that doesn't do anything except yell.
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