Trump Met With Yogurt

Washington--Donald Trump met with Yogurt to see if the two could come up with a way to market more 45 merchandise. President Trump is trying to come with new ways to make more money selling goods that have 45 on them because of his rising lawyer fees.

"I feel the meeting was very productive," Trump told reporters.

There were whispers that Trump might ask Yogurt to replace John Kelly as White House Chief of Staff, but Trump would not comment on any questions dealing with the soon to be vacant position. He just kept saying he thought 'Yogurt is a great man' and rushed away.

Yogurt is considered a marketing genius and Trump looks like he is reaching for anything that could help him sell more items.