GM Quits Making Lemons

New York, NY--General Motors announced that they are done making lemons for a little bit because they can't make enough money to support their CEO's salary.

"We are going with a sound business strategy of our competitor Ford Motor Company and quitting the car business because it is about time we admit we make crummy cars," General Motor's CEO Mary Barra told reporters.

General Motors also admitted that in the short term this plan is solid, but once gas prices go up and the consumers stop buying SUVs that they hope the government will come to their rescue again.

"This plan is solid for my stock options, so I am sticking with it. In the long run, well, I will be retired and not a care in the world," Mar Barra added.

Reporters did ask her why she thought it made good business sense to make only expensive vehicles and she didn't seem to understand the question.

Mike McCarthy Spends Monday Night Updating Resume

Green Bay, WI--Mike McCarthy spent his Monday night updating his resume. He took a little break from watching game film and decided it wouldn't hurt to pad his resume. In the past, McCarthy managed to pull off a winning season, but after last year when he stuck with Hudley the Super Bowl-winning coach looked like a fool. This season he can't seem to find a play in the playbook that works in the second half.

The coach did place a call to his old boss for a reference but is still waiting for Ted Thompson to call him back.

Coach McCarthy trying to think of action verb for this season. 

Mike McCarthy Just Mailing It In This Season

Green Bay, WI--Coach Mike McCarthy is just taking it easy and saving all his best play calling for the new team he hopes to coach next year.

"Sure, I have a great quarterback, but that just isn't enough for me. I want more challenges and I just don't think it is going to happen in Green Bay," Mike McCarthy told reporters. "I know I have to say the right things that look like I care, but let us be honest, I'm just mailing it in until the Packers finally fire me."

The Packers are on a losing streak and look like a bad team. The coach can't stop his team from making mental mistakes, and the play calling on offense looks like the play calling of a coach who hasn't a care in his life.

It isn't clear when the Packers will fire Mike McCarthy but it is clear that the longer they wait the more the coach seems to make the joke of the coaching profession, and it is so obvious that this is the year the Packers might actually make a change at head coach.

Mike McCarthy Leaving Green Bay

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