GM Quits Making Lemons

New York, NY--General Motors announced that they are done making lemons for a little bit because they can't make enough money to support their CEO's salary.

"We are going with a sound business strategy of our competitor Ford Motor Company and quitting the car business because it is about time we admit we make crummy cars," General Motor's CEO Mary Barra told reporters.

General Motors also admitted that in the short term this plan is solid, but once gas prices go up and the consumers stop buying SUVs that they hope the government will come to their rescue again.

"This plan is solid for my stock options, so I am sticking with it. In the long run, well, I will be retired and not a care in the world," Mar Barra added.

Reporters did ask her why she thought it made good business sense to make only expensive vehicles and she didn't seem to understand the question.