Climate Change Still Has Hurt Feelings About 2018

New York, NY--Climate Change is still shy about what it did this year and claims its feelings are hurt by all the accusations that it is telling weather patterns what to do or that they even control weather patterns. It is clear that Climate Change doesn't feel any responsibility for this year's natural disasters.  "The earth has always been unpredictable and that isn't our fault. All we are doing is warming the place up a little bit. Who doesn't like warmer temperatures?" Climate Change told reporters. "We can't make it rain harder or rain more, and there are way more people that don't believe that I exist than believe I am responsible for the weather, so please be more sensitive to my feeling next time you want to blame me for every heavy rain that comes your way," Climate Change added, as it left the room.