Wednesday, August 23, 2017

Bunker Sales Up Since Trump Presidency

Hole-in-the-Ground, Wyme--Sales of underground bunkers are up since President Trump took office. Sales were pretty flat after Obama was elected for a second term. When Obama was elected for his first term bunker sales went up when the NRA offered a "Buy 20th Assult Rife and Recieve 30% off A 4 Family Bunker."

Things are looking up for bunker sales because of Trump's insane attitude towards the job of being president.

"People are worried again and they are starting to dig bunkers like they did during the Cold War." Jerry Garbisch from Bunker Are Us said. "I don't know if sales will stay this way, but I can tell you a lot of my customers are liberals that never dreamed of spending their own money to put a bunker in their backyard."

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