Kimmel and Rodgers

 

Charissa Thompson Knows Where Hoffa Is

 Charissa Thompson claims that she knows where Hoffa is buried. She said her reliable source Charissa Thompson learned about Hoffa's location while she was doing her sideline duties early in her career. She is finally going public with it because she wants to be taken seriously as a reporter and not a social media influencer. 

Plagiarize, Who Me?

 

South Park to Redo Trapped in the Closet

South Park announced that it will be adding an extra character in "Trapped in the Closet" on this season's DVD boxset.  They want to make sure it includes Will Smith because of the inspiration they received from the 94th Academy Awards.  

Clay Matthews Pulls Hamstring Grumbling About Packers

Clay Matthews pulled a hamstring while trying to make a tweet about the #Packers giving his old number to a rookie.

"I played like a legend for Green Bay, sure, I wasn't very productive my last two years in Green Bay, but still, I deserve better treatment from a team that I no longer work for," Matthews told reporters.

What, Me Walk

Scott Walker Using Unused Vacation Days

Madison, WI--Scott Walker is using some unused vacation days before his term ends. It came to his knowledge that he still had vacation days to use.

"Despite all the hype and hysteria of me working until the end of my term, these vacations do nothing to fundamentally change my previous statements." Scott Walker told reporters.

Scott Walker worked tirelessly for the taxpayers for Wisconsin by saving them about $50 on their property tax bills, and that is about it.

"My criteria when evaluating vacation days was simple: Do they improve my health? Do they increase my productivity? Do they affirm my stability? And do they protect taxpayers? The answer is yes." Governor Walker told reporters.