Charissa Thompson Knows Where Hoffa Is

 Charissa Thompson claims that she knows where Hoffa is buried. She said her reliable source Charissa Thompson learned about Hoffa's location while she was doing her sideline duties early in her career. She is finally going public with it because she wants to be taken seriously as a reporter and not a social media influencer. 

Plagiarize, Who Me?

 

South Park to Redo Trapped in the Closet

South Park announced that it will be adding an extra character in "Trapped in the Closet" on this season's DVD boxset.  They want to make sure it includes Will Smith because of the inspiration they received from the 94th Academy Awards.  

Clay Matthews Pulls Hamstring Grumbling About Packers

Clay Matthews pulled a hamstring while trying to make a tweet about the #Packers giving his old number to a rookie.

"I played like a legend for Green Bay, sure, I wasn't very productive my last two years in Green Bay, but still, I deserve better treatment from a team that I no longer work for," Matthews told reporters.

What, Me Walk

Scott Walker Using Unused Vacation Days

Madison, WI--Scott Walker is using some unused vacation days before his term ends. It came to his knowledge that he still had vacation days to use.

"Despite all the hype and hysteria of me working until the end of my term, these vacations do nothing to fundamentally change my previous statements." Scott Walker told reporters.

Scott Walker worked tirelessly for the taxpayers for Wisconsin by saving them about $50 on their property tax bills, and that is about it.

"My criteria when evaluating vacation days was simple: Do they improve my health? Do they increase my productivity? Do they affirm my stability? And do they protect taxpayers? The answer is yes." Governor Walker told reporters.

Retired Detective Colborn Sues to Get Truth

Manitowoc, WI--Detective Colbron, salt of the earth, is suing to get his name cleared.

Colborn's lawyer, Michael Griesbach, said of Colborn, "His reputation and that of Manitowoc County, itself, has been severely and unjustly defamed. He is filing this lawsuit to set the record straight and to restore his good name."

It is clear that this lawsuit will make everyone think twice about Colborn and realize what a great guy he is and not the clown portrayed in the documentary. Sure, he did nothing when it came to Steven Avery sitting in jail the first time and he maybe forgot to file paperwork on the phone call from Brown County. But his character really took a hit when the documentary showed him answering questions about the license plate.

Don't forget Colborn's Oscar-worthy performance when finding the key that had only Steven Avery's DNA on it. Oh, that man fought the great beast of a nightstand, while his adult supervision was playing with himself on the bed, and produced a key that was hiding behind the nightstand and was only discovered by great police work and six searches of the trailer.

But the gun and the bullet that proved Avery did it, according to Colborn. The bullet came from the gun, but there is no proof Avery fired the gun. There is that bullet with DNA but no blood in the garage. There is deer blood but no human blood, except on the bullet hiding in the shadows of the garage.

A good detective would question Hallbach's boyfriend, the ex-boyfriend, and brother about the missing messages. But they knew they had their man when Avery became the only suspect.

"I just want my name cleared," Colborn said.