Not Your Average Cat Lady

This beautiful and funny professional single woman seeks a partner who likes reading by the fire, making me breakfast, long walks in the country, and is grateful for my quick wit. You must have a crush on Jason Momoa, know how to fix things, drive a boat, carry on a conversation, like introverts, and be corrected when you do something wrong.

I do ask that you be the second generation to walk upright, so NO TRUMPERS.

I'm not looking for a man who gets seasick or thinks the government controls the weather.

You should also know how to use a broom and dustpan. If you can’t clean a toilet, swipe left. If you like being on time, swipe left. If you like Seinfeld, please swipe left. If you like to travel, swipe right and we will talk.

Kimmel and Rodgers

 

Charissa Thompson Knows Where Hoffa Is

 Charissa Thompson claims that she knows where Hoffa is buried. She said her reliable source Charissa Thompson learned about Hoffa's location while she was doing her sideline duties early in her career. She is finally going public with it because she wants to be taken seriously as a reporter and not a social media influencer. 

Plagiarize, Who Me?

 

South Park to Redo Trapped in the Closet

South Park announced that it will be adding an extra character in "Trapped in the Closet" on this season's DVD boxset.  They want to make sure it includes Will Smith because of the inspiration they received from the 94th Academy Awards.  

Clay Matthews Pulls Hamstring Grumbling About Packers

Clay Matthews pulled a hamstring while trying to make a tweet about the #Packers giving his old number to a rookie.

"I played like a legend for Green Bay, sure, I wasn't very productive my last two years in Green Bay, but still, I deserve better treatment from a team that I no longer work for," Matthews told reporters.

What, Me Walk