Great Scott--Teachers Are Not Good People

CareerPolitician, USA--Scott Walker likes to brag about taking on the evil teachers' union, because after five years in office, well, that is really the only thing he can put on his resume.

Remember the state of Wisconsin is in the hole when it comes the budget. He fixed it alright, or he fixed it long enough to get reelected. Now he is only doing what he needs to do when it comes to making himself look presidential, and that is answer questions by inserting the fact the Republican majority in Wisconsin took away rights of their citizens.

How Scott Walker answers the tough questions:

How do you plan on taking care of Washington's political problems? I will take care of them like I took care of the teachers' union.

What are you going to do about the trouble in the Middle East? I will take care of them like I took care of the teachers' union.

What are you going to do about the shrinking middle class in the United States? I will take care of them like I took care of the teachers' union.

What are you going to all these people that use facts to get through life? I will take care of them like I took care of the teachers' union.

It is clear that Scott Walker isn't doing so well when it comes to asking questions. He isn't used to having to answer question from reporters. He still has time to come up with original answers for all the other questions, but right now he is struggling with the simple stuff, so hopefully things go better for him in the future.

Great Scott--My Mission Statement

Madison, WI--Scott Walker thought no one would notice his little changes to the mission statement the University of Wisconsin. He thought it was time to make it match his outlook on education.

Here is what the governor changed the mission statement to: "Education hinders and hard work doesn't pay, become a career politician and mooch off the government."

Due to the lack of the governor's education, bigger words were not used in the mission statement.